Here’s the scenario. You’re working out on an elliptical machine. You are getting your sweat on and all of the sudden someone approaches the person working out on the elliptical next to you. This person isn’t working out, they are just hanging out and talking. Sure it’s OK to do for 5 minutes or so, but for the next 20 minutes they talk loudly next to you. They could have stood in front of the person they were talking to or to the other side, but nooooooo they stand right next to you. I mean so close they can smell your body odor. You turn up the sound on your headphones but they are talking so loud it doesn’t help. The question is what do you do?

A. Ignore it because it’s not that big of a deal.
B. Ask them nicely to stop talking.
C. Give them dirty looks.
D. Fall off your machine on purpose making sure you take out the talking person on your way down.
E. Blog about their rudeness so the whole wide world can read about what happened to you at the gym.