On my blog I have a Statcounter. It helps me see how many people are checking out my little site. It also has a feature called “Keyword Activity.” It allows me to see what people searched for from sites like Google and then ended up on my blog. From time to time I like to post some of the funnier things that people searched for that led them to robshep.com. People are crazy. I’ve put the search first and then my comments are following. Enjoy…
- Inappropriately Captioned Animal Pictures. I’m not sure what they found on my site that fit this search.
- Naked women and snakes. Okay I’ve shared a story or two about snakes but I’ve never talked about naked women and snakes. People are sick.
- Ponytail Guy. What an interesting thing to search for. I wonder what they found?
- Naked blowtorch. Okay, I don’t know if this is some inappropriate phrase that I don’t know about but this is weird. I think that if you are going to blowtorch something you should have clothes on.
- Diaper Genie smells horrible ho to clean. For this persons sake I hope this was a typo and not him calling his wife a ho.
- Law Enforcement Cornhole Decal. I like the enforcers of the law. I like cornhole. I don’t have a fat clue how that search led to my blog.
- Mcfly Above the Noise Logotipo. Um. This makes no sense to me. I do like Back to the Future and the main character is named Marty Mcfly. I don’t however have a fat clue what noise logotipo is.
- Proud to Wear Diapers. If you are old enough to type that search then you are old enough to not be proud that you are still wearing diapers.
- Shot Butt. I promise that my blog is rated PG. I am beginning to think that most of my hits come from sickos on the world wide web.
- Should I Tan With My Shirt On. That’s a great question but since I don’t tan I don’t think you found your answer out at my site.
- Sexy Hair For Going To The Club. Fact: I am going bald. Fact: I don’t go to the club. Fact: I have been to Hair Club for Men. Fact: I did not feel sexy while going to Hair Club For Men.
If you have a blog do you check your stats? If so what is the weirdest search that led to your blog? If you don’t have a blog how did you find robshep.com?
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That is funny. True but funny.
Wow! Just wow!
I know right?
I don’t have anything like this set up for my blog, but, … ahhh, … confession time. Most of those searches were done by me. Sorry. I will try to restrain myself in the future. (Smiles)
That’s funny. I’m sorry all of your searches lead to my site.
I love how I get pulled up.
Some examples:
Yummy burrito.
Does Ricky Martin Lip Sync.
Why doesn’t Michael Perkins’s blog have a title?
Mmmm yummy burrito.
What kinda blog you got running here Rob!!!! LOL
Looks like you got naked people running around everywhere!!! LOL
So Funny….thanks for the laugh!
I know. I don’t talk about naked people that often. It’s crazy what leads to my blog.
That’s hilarious. As good as Google is with search and other tools they provide, it shows that the system is not perfect. I don’t usually look at stats anymore, but I remember getting someone to my blog who had a diarrhea problem. Yeah… weird.
Interesting. Did your site help their problem?
-Ninja football
-Morgan Freeman bagging groceries (I know exactly what that brought up — -http://burrillstrong.com/wordpress/?p=1494 — but it still sounds odd)
-No running no pushing no tripping or fighting (what’s the fun in that?!)
And my personal favorite…
-Department of your mom
Those are for my blog. The search terms for my photo business website are mostly various misspellings of my name.
Ninja football? That sounds awesome.
…but impossible to watch, as you can’t see ninjas. It would also be deadly.
So yeah, it’d be the perfect sport!
I’m a blogger who looks at my stats; however, I hadn’t paid all that much attention to how readers came to my blog until your post. One of the strange ones from this past week: young boys going potty. No idea! Most of the hits were for searches that made more sense. Thanks for sharing and allowing us to share some laughs.
Jon, my pleasure. Thanks for the comment! Do you know why a search for young boys going potty landed on your site?
Your comment about your love/hate relationship with geese probably was the invite to all the weird stuff..by the way, there was a gaggle of geese looking for you right down the street from the office. Too funny.
I know! I saw those wretched geese this week. I think they are stalking me.
I found you through Matt Cannon.
I’ve never had any funny searches lead to my blog. They’re usually me searching for a link to an old post.
Ricky, I can’t believe that. You have some really funny stuff that could lead to funny searches.
No funny searches on mine yet either, but give me some time. I wandered in here from Alltop.
The post did make me smile though, so it was worth it. Thanks!
Sele, thanks for stopping by. I appreciate the comment.
Good grief – I’ve had spam – but nothing like these! Hilarious!
Cindy, you are one of my favorite comment leavers. You are always so encouraging. Thanks for being awesome!
I get tons of hits on my blog by people looking for zombies and zombie Jesus. I wrote only one post mentioning zombies and it gets tons of hits by people looking for zombies. I now say “come for the zombies, stay for Jesus”
Zombie Jesus I’m surprised that hasn’t become a comic book. Zombies are everywhere these days.
Honestly, this is the post that brings in the most traffic. 115 hits this last month on this post. Not much traffic but for a little known blog like mine that’s a lot. http://spiritualmusclehead.blogspot.com/2011/05/zombies-and-mayans-and-rapture-oh-my.html
That was great stuff.
Bahaha! Love it.
–@terracecrawford
Thanks Terrace. Lunch soon?
I think I found you through a Ricky Anderson guest post (or maybe vice versa)…
Some of the weird ones are searches for Anne Geddes, John Cena, and She-Ra Princess of Power, but that’s because I’ve referenced all three before. The ones I know I haven’t mentioned in combination are:
it’s facebook’s fault
girls wrestling with clothges ripping (spelled like that)
are their wrestling fan sinners of god (also spelled like that)
dibiase manure
osama bin laden wants to be your friend
honey is…bear drool
which church do john cena attend
No idea how I found Robshep.org, but I’m glad I did.
One time someone came to my blog by searching for “shove hot dogs in nostrils”. Yeah, awkward.