Day of Lists Part 3

THINGS I SHOULD REMEMBER…BUT CAN’TI have an exceptional memory when it comes to stories, movies I’ve seen, sports facts, useless trivia etc. Yet when it comes to things I should remember I struggle. How to do the laundry. I know the basics...

Day of Lists Part 2

THINGS THAT ARE GAG NASTYSitting on a public restroom toilet seat. If I have to use one I hover. Sour CreamThe word moistLima BeansBodily fluids coming out of your bodyBig men in tiny swimsuitsMayonnaise – I once lost a bet and had to eat two big spoonfuls. I...

Day of Lists Part 1

THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIEWrite a book. My goal was to write it on my days off this year. We are in April and I’ve written a paragraph. I stink at goals. See the Los Angeles Lakers play in every NBA arena. 5 down. 25 to go. Speak at Liberty University. This is my...

I Need A Good Laugh

I like to laugh. Problem is I don’t laugh as much as I want to. I think I’m a hard critic or a comedy snob. I’d love to know the last thing that made you laugh. Maybe just maybe it will make me laugh.

I HATE Reading

Years ago I heard someone smart say “readers are leaders and leaders are readers.”I’ve always preferred the movie. If you tell me a book is great then I will take your word for it and then wait for the movie. That way my movie experience isn’t...