Last Thursday I saw Switchfoot in concert. Now this is a big deal for a few reasons…
- I love Switchfoot. They are probably my second favorite band behind NeedtoBreathe.
- I love going to concerts.
- I haven’t been to a concert in two years. I love going but since kids I don’t go as often as I used to.
Now at the concert I was reminded about the types of people that you see at every concert you go to. It doesn’t matter who is playing I see certain personality types emerge. For example…
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Performing girl- this girl normally comes in groups of two. She stands up during the entire concert…even during slow songs. But it’s not just that she stands, she dances and sings like she is on the stage. This person is fun to watch because they make funny faces when they sing.
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The way too into it fan – this is the person who makes a sign to draw attention to themselves. They also scream throughout the show to try to get the performers attention.
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The Free Bird guy – this idiot fan thinks it’s funny to yell Free Bird. Depending on if the concert is selling beer they will probably yell it more than once.
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The way too tall guy – this person can’t help that they are tall but they sure do make you hate their height during the concert. They could stand in the back and just tower over people to see the stage, but noooooo. They must stand right in front of me so instead of paying way too much money for a a concert you get to pay way too much money to stare at the back of gigantor’s calfs.
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The Recorder - this person records large portions of the concert on their phone or flip camera. I’m not sure when they are going to watch the concert. I’m also not sure why they’d want to. The quality can’t be that great. I’d rather watch the actual show then worry about recording it. However, this is the type of person who catches things like Beyonce falling down the stairs. So maybe they do it just in case something embarrassing happens to the artist? If that’s the case then that’s not a fan that’s an enemy.
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The Surprising Fan – at almost every concert I go to I see someone and I think…really? Whether it’s the 72 year old at the rock concert with not a single band from the 60′s, the heterosexual guy who went to Justin Bieber concert without a girlfriend/wife/daughter/even a female pet would do, or the thugged out guy at the John Mayer concert there is always someone who surprises me.
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The Over Dressed – some people use concerts to dress up really nice. There’s nothing wrong with this but it surprises me to see girls in really nice dresses at a concert.
- The Mom – almost every concert has a mom who has brought her daughter to the show, but she is enjoying the concert a little too much.
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The make-out couple. This couple is one step away from thinking that the concert is their private bedroom. Their love blinds them to how gross it is for the people around them to experience.

This is one of those fake photos so you don't get caught taking a picture of the 9 ft. tall guy that blocked everyone's view of the world




































