Mind Dump

My brain is constipated with random thoughts. It’s time to free up some space with another Mind Dump… I haven’t had a Mind Dump since last year. The pressure’s been building. Whenever a new year comes I like to make year jokes on Twitter. You...

Agree Or Disagree?

On a weekly basis I hear how much my son looks like me. It normally goes something like this, “your son is so stink’n cute. He looks just like you.” I’m a words of affirmation kind of guy so I smile, say thank you, and then giggle because...

I’m Not Prepared For Puke On A Plane

I am about to tell you a story. The names have been changed to protect myself.  I think I would get beat up if I revealed who this happened to. The following story is true and it is gag nasty. My friend was flying on an air plane when they got a little air sick. Now...

Rap From The Past

One thing that you may or may not know about me is that I am not afraid to rap in public. I don’t think that I’m Eminem, Kanye, or even MC Hammer.  Heck, I wouldn’t even put me up against Vanilla Ice. That guy had skillz. Have you seen him in that...

Overactive Holy Spirit Syndrome

This post is to be read in your best impersonation of a infomercial narrator. Overactive Holy Spirit Syndrome or OHSS is the mental result of many Christians who grew up in legalistic environments. Some common side affects of OHSS are… Thinking that everyone is...

A Super Sized Look Back At 2011

2011 is quickly passing us by. Before it goes the way of the Go-go I thought I’d look back at some of my favorite things that made up the year 2011… Favorite Movies Fast Five – I am still shocked that this movie is on the list. I am not a fan of the...