I Always Tell My Kids To…

I have 8 month old twins. They are awesome. They are also squiggly. When I am holding one of the twins they will often squiggle their way into a position that would lead to great regret. If I wasn’t holding them they would squiggle their way to a face plant on...

How To Escape From Hell: Part 1

To literally change your mind is hard. It’s harder than adamantium, which everyone knows is the hardest substance ever created. If you don’t believe me rent the documentary that features this metal alloy, X-Men. We get so used to the way things are that we...

How To Tell What’s In You

Want to know what’s in you? I’m not talking about guts, bones, and last night’s Taco Smell. I’m talking about what your soul is made of. The way to tell what you are made of is…to…simply…speak. Jesus said, “A good man...

Flesh Gordon Part 2

…Continued from Flesh Gordon Part 1… Now we weren’t in some back room at a shady movie store. These movies were right next to the action figures. I quickly tell Matt that he’s never seen that movie. He assures me that he has. He then asks me if...

Your Crap Will Become Your Story

Right now there is someone reading this and you don’t have a fat clue what your next move is. You know that you need to make a move but God seems silent. Right now there is someone reading this and you are stressed up to your pupils. You are overwhelmed with...

For Best Results Stick It In The Fridge

I’ve been really enjoying vitaminwater Zero. It somehow tastes really good but has zero calories and only 2 carbs. I was about to throw away one of their bottles when I noticed some fine print on the label. It reads, “for best results: stick it in the...